"FUCTUATION"!!! ?

Yes, so many punctuation marks. I do think this particular word requires it!
A brief history into the coining of this word.
I have been unwell these past days. Husband urges me to go for tea to friends house. I go. I am having lovely jasmine tea. Friend's husband walks in. Friend's husband asks about health- not surprising as I am looking particularly crappy. We discuss our respective crappy health issues. I blame 'fluctuations' in weather. He hears 'fuctuations'.
I lay claim to the word.
But what a word! Wow...can very easily be used to explain anything and everything from an over obsessed suitor (ha!) to ups and downs in the stock markets to moods and their swinging times to emotions.
I truly am a genius and some day some wise guy or girl (I doubt it though...the girl bit...having worked with many girls in many different places, I know one thing for sure- girls don't want other girls to be declared more intelligent especially on their watch)- so excuse me girls, I am rooting for a wise guy- literally speaking to wake up and realize the potential of my intelligence! Hello? anyone???

Someday soon!